I personally love my ass
(Source: retrogasm)
OH! Why hello there! I wasn't expecting company? Oh, but please do have a seat. It’s a pleasure to meet you, the names Kate, warrior of the Southern Morms. Born and raised yes sir-ee! I hope you don't mind but I despise tea. Would you like some water or rice milk? No? Well alright. So what brings you around this nick of the town? You must be awfully lost...here let me show you around. See that over there? That's my favorite place to explore. I actually quite love traveling you see, much excitement comes to mind when I think about going anywhere new. OH, and those over there? Yes those are the mountains darling, I quite enjoy their company. What’s that you say? Oh that silly ol' thing? That's my chest of treasured things. *whispers* That's why it’s in a treasure chest.Go ahead and look for yourself. Whatever you do DON'T OPEN THE BOX!
Ask
Submityes?
